星期一, 9月 20, 2010

Movie study: Zombieland (2009)


Hey guys! Here is a quick survival guide. But it only works when you are dealing with slow moving zombies. Oops!



Still I am going to quote some of the tips in the movie (not in the right order but just how I remembered):

1.  Double-tap
Shoot at least twice at the zombie. Have to blow the head.

2. Wear Seat-belt
Since everyone is going to drive crazy at the end of the world. You need to wear seat belt to raise your survival rate.

3. Cardio
Train your body so you won't be the fat one that can't run fast enough to escape.

4. Be aware of the bathroom
The structure of the bathroom makes it easy for zombies to hide........Also we have heard too many ghost stories in bathrooms........What can I say? Just don't use it then.
At that ending point, no one will care if you just shit on the road.

5. When you are not sure, find the exit.
When you feel the situation is doubtful.............make sure you know where to get out. It's like leave an escape door for yourself.

6. Don't be a hero
Leave that to Americans (haha).

7. Check the back seat
When you get into a car, make sure you check the back seat for some uninvited guests.

These 6 tips probably can be handy for a period of time. But once you survive long enough, there is another problem: mentality. That's why in the movie they want you to "enjoy the little things". In that way you get happy easy.

Welcome to the Twinkie world!

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